Shao Kahn | How do you think that process went? Cheswick | Well, it’s a dog’s life, and I love it! He’ll lock you in here with me. Pinky, Elmyra and the Brain - Was That Real? His reaction is, of course, heartbreaking. Rover: (to a herd of sheep) OK, you cottonballs! (Rover and Eddie (with a bone in his mouth) watch the deal from a high window with the window’s door lifted up and secured above their heads). (They both walk off together). (Rocky jumps into the limo and shuts the door before Rover and the other dogs could get at him). Daffy Duck | Doesn’t she know that everybody got AIDS and shit? Zarkos | Jonathan Jacobo | NC (voiceover): So Rover decides he doesn’t belong on the farm and tries to run away. Superman Villains | David | NC (voiceover): So, the big question this movie asks is, “Can Rodney Dangerfield do anything in a kid’s movie outside of telling one-liners?”, NC: Well, not to give away the ending, but…no. NC: Please tell me he gets destroyed by some large piece of farm equipment. Carl Grissom | Bad The sheep ended up in the tree. (NC looks bored and presumes to ask with the audience), Rover: He used to walk backwards and wag his head. NC (voiceover): (sarcastic) Gee, I wonder who the villain is! Tom Buchanan | NC (voiceover): So Rover comes across a pack of wolves who are after the farmer’s turkey, but Rover tries to stop them. He sees the other dogs growling at him and he cowardly runs away, as Rover the other dogs pursue him down stairs and through the entire casino. The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, Villains who aren't revealed to be bad at first, https://warnerbros.fandom.com/wiki/Rocky_(Rover_Dangerfield)?oldid=104342. With Rodney Dangerfield, Susan Boyd, Ronnie Schell, Ned Luke. Lord Garmadon | Bane | Carmine’s Canines! Ho-ho! Wall Street Three | Max Shreck | Brett Wyden | Come on. But when her jealous boyfriend, Rocky throws him over the Hoover Dam, Rover ends up in a farm where he meets a boy named Danny and a beautiful collie named, Daisy. NC (voiceover): So we open on Las Vegas, where our four-legged friend lives. I wouldn’t mind too much, except that half the time, it looks like his eyes are just staring off into space, like they’re animating a dead wooden puppet or something! Spiders (Consuela & Tank) | NC (voiceover): So Rover goes backstage to visit his master. (He gets shot in the head and falls backwards), (The Duck Hunt dog appears with a gun and giggles before disappearing off-screen). Why would they want to end up in the tree? Gets chased away into a Mafia car by Rover and his dog friends and is driven off to Hoover Dam while scramming in terror Mr. Chairman | Joe Chill | NC (voiceover): So in case you’re keeping score at home, kids, that’s one turkey and one drug dealer that get the axe in this family movie! Tasmanian Devil | Vinnie Ricorso | How dare you! (NC lifts a finger to mean “Excuse me” and gets up to leave his house and stand at the fence of his snowy backyard before running back inside to sit at his desk), (Black and white footage of Christmas scenes and specials plays as Andy Williams' rendition of "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year" is heard and NC speaks).